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#666
ET sa oled nagu küberprükkar, kus kurat sa tuhnid, et sellist saasta näppu jääb? mingid kuradi lapikud maakerad ja mis kuradi amfiib-habemeajajad :roll: :P



...törtsuke klassikat, Bush'i ja Rice'i dialoog aegade hämarusest:





George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?



Condoleezza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.



George: Great. Lay it on me.



Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.



George: That's what I want to know.



Condi: That's what I'am telling you.



George: Thats what I'am asking you. Who is the leader of China?



Condi: Yes.



George: I mean the fellows name.



Condi: Hu



George: The guy in China.



Condi: Hu.



George: The new leader of China.



Condi: Hu!



George: The Chinaman!!!



Condi: Hu is leading China.



George: Now whaddya' asking me for?



Condi: I'am telling you Hu is leading China.



George: Well, I'am asking you. Who is leading China?



Condi: That's the man's name.



George: That's who's name?



Condi: Yes.



George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the leader of China?



Condi: Yes Sir.



George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thougth he was in the Middle East.



Condi: That's correct.



George: Then, who is in China?



Condi: Yes Sir.



George: Yassir is in China?



Condi: No, Sir.



George: Then who is?



Condi: Yes Sir.



George: Yassir?



Condi: No, Sir.



George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the UN on the phone.



Condi: Kofi?



George: No, thanks.



Condi: You want Kofi?



George: No.



Condi: You don't want Kofi.



George: No. But now that you mention it, i could use a glass of milk. And then get me the UN.



Condi: Yes, Sir.



George: No Yassir! The guy at the UN.



Condi: Kofi?



George: Milk! Will you please make the call?



Condi: An call who?



George: Who is the guy at the UN?



Condi: Hu is the guy in China.



George: Will you stay out of China?!



Condi: Yes, Sir.



George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN.



Codi: Kofi.



George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone! (C. picks up the phone.)



Condi: Rice here.



George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.

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#669
alfanatico kirjutas:...ma ju ei loe kunagi teema pealkirja, tead isegi 8)


8) wöörd... vaevalt, et keegi sind selles süüdistada saab jah-> ega tiitel taevast ei kuku :roll: oled ju OT kunn, mitte OT tsaar või OT keiser
Tegelikult ma olen normaalne....

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#671
ts kirjutas:
alfanatico kirjutas:...ma ju ei loe kunagi teema pealkirja, tead isegi 8)
8) wöörd... vaevalt, et keegi sind selles süüdistada saab jah-> ega tiitel taevast ei kuku :roll: oled ju OT kunn, mitte OT tsaar või OT keiser
Jumal hoidku, et alfanatico teistesse foorumitesse postitama ei satu. :lol:
a.k.a Anthrax

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#672
Anthrax kirjutas:
ts kirjutas:
Anthrax kirjutas:


Pildi sisse minek :lol:
Tegelikult ma olen normaalne....

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#673
Ma tunnen, et olen ajast maha jäänud
See suvi siis Volvoga : XC60 R-Design Polestar :)

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#674
bnd kirjutas:Ma tunnen, et olen ajast maha jäänud


Parem on olla ajast maas, kui et aeg peale käib või veel hullem -> ajahammaste vahel :wink:
Tegelikult ma olen normaalne....